THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: My girlfriend.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Blunt objects.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex woman?: ...What?
4. How about of the same sex a dude?: You seem to have misunderstood my gender, meme.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: ...Probably my girlfriend, ahaha.
6. What is your pet peeve?: Persistent nagging or pushing to talk about a subject.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Ooho, yeah, I keep grudges.


SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Clean my room.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 1pm, but I was sick.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: ...Uh.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "I did do it, it's just on my computer desk/in my room/haven't got around to printing it yet" aww yeah BD
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT. (Rest in Peace, you magnificent beard, you.)
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: I think if I worked out, I'd snap in half.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I don't use an alarm clock.


GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Whuuu?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: Both, omnomnom.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Eww.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nah, my GERD does that for me for free.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yep. I'm toooo skinny.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Retardedly I enjoy spicy foods. Hurr idiot.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: Mmm, babies are delicious.


LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family/yourself/internet pictures)?: A fair few.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Female friends and girlfriend? Ahaha.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: ...Yes, of course.
4. Have you done it?: Nnnnnnooooopppppppeeee not with a guy anyways ew ew ew
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Form and Proportion (hahaha art noooo)
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: ..No but that would be hilarious.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: ..No.


GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: One.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Gametraders/EB Games/Game ahahah~
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: I WOULD GET ALLIE OVER HERE AND THEN gosh I dunno buy ridiculous stuff.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: PROBABLY.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yeah.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: UHM 2.


PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Uuuhhh.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I DON'T KNOW.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: ~Javado
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: YEAH.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: YEP.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: ...Yep.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: ....damn.


ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Hmm..
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: what
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: I LIKE MYSELF.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yeah.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Yeppp.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Height? :C
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Iunno.




THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: None.
2. What religion were you raised as?: None.~
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: Human
4. Do you have your own commandments?: Nope
5. What was the last promise you broke?: I don't even know
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: I have not prayed, so no.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: Nope.


HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: Almost. )x
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: Being with Allie. )x
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: Yeah.
4. Freedom or fate?: Freedom.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: Yeah.
6. Do you gamble?: Nooope. Not seriously, anyway.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: ...whaaaaat


CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?: Aahaha
2. What causes have you given money or time to?: Hahahaha
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: ahahahaha
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: AHAHAHAHAA
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: HAHAHAHA
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: No.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?: whaaaat


FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?: Hmm..I don't actually know. Right now it's the surgery.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?: ...WAKE.. UP?
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?: Rorschach. because I don't know.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: Dependent on who it is.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: MOAR BRAINS.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?: No.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: Leader, I guess.


JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: No.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: ...whaaaat
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: idk.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: huurrrr
5. Do you believe that President Barrak Obama is rightfully President of the USA?: I don't live in the us so I don't careeeeeeeee
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: what
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: no.


TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: Comp.
2. Do you collect anything?: nope.
3. Are you addicted to anything?: ~Javado
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: No
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: Bills.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: oh god so many do not make me list them
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: occasionally.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?: Mother.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: intentional sleepiness?
3. Do you take advice when it's given?: Occasionally.
4. What area are you wisest in?: idk
5. Do you drive defensively?: lol me driving? oh god
6. What did you learn today?: .......uuuuuuhhhhh
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: what



do it

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AT THE 0:23 MARK

HE'S SEXY Y/Y

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blond (that's because I am blond. :C )

TOTAL: 5

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody (...OH MY GOD)
[x] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math ( 8D 8D 8D )
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (and A SLUG BY NOT ACCIDENT LOLOL)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (ALL THE TIME.)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time (TOO MANY TIMES.)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling (OH MY GOD I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.)
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means
[ ] You say “what” and “huh” a lot
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin (FGHJKDHJ FUCK YOU MEME)
TOTAL: 5

25 x 4 = 100


NOW, take your total, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Retarded


I tag YOU.

Meme:
Rule #1: If you open this you take it.
Rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.
Rule #3: Tag 25 random people.

Answer: True or False
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? Trueeeee.
Q: Been arrested? False. ):
Q: Do you like someone? True.
Q: Held a snake? True.
Q: Been suspended from school? True.
Q: Sang karaoke? False.
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? True.
Q: Laughed until you started crying? True.
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? True.
Q: Kissed in the rain? False. ):
Q: Sang in the shower? True. |D
Q: Sat on a roof top? False.
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True. >:I
Q: Broken a bone? False.
Q: Shaved your head? False.
Q: Played a prank on someone? True.
Q: Shot a gun? True.
Q: Donated Blood? True.

Last Person
1. You hung out with? Shit I don't remember.
2. You texted? Mommm.
3. You were in a car with? Dadd.
4. Went to the movies with? Uuuhhh.
5. Person you went to shop with? Dadd
6. You talked on the phone? Allieboo.
7. Made you laugh? idk.
8. You hugged? NO-ONE. >:C

Answer Truthfully
1. Sun or moon? Moon.
2. Winter or Fall? Fall.
3. Left or Right? Right.
4. Sunny or rainy? Rainy.
5. Where do you live? In a house.
6. Club or pub? Club.
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? Yepp.
8. Do you want to get married? GAY MARRIAGE FTW.
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I ... SHOVEL IT.
10. What time is it? 1:55pm
11. Are you afraid of commitment? Not at all.
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? $$$ 4 allieboo
13. Do you cook? NOT VERY WELL BUT YES.
14. Current mood? Tired/grumpy.
15. Color of underwear? Black and pink girly boxers.

In the Last 48 Hours, Have You
1. Sang? No.
2. Listened to music? Yes.
3. Danced Crazy? No.
4. Cried? No.
5. Liked someone you can't have? What no. ):


25 Firsts
1. Who was your first prom date? Lolprom.
2. Who was your first roommate? NONE.
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? idk some alcopop shit.
4. What was your first job? I WORKED IN A SWEET SHOP AT THE CASHIER WOO.
5. What was your first car? No carrrrrrr.
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? idk.
7. Who was your first grade teacher? MRS. MARSHELL OH LAWDY.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? UH UH UH Libya I think.
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? idk 10-11ish.
11. Who was your first best friend? ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS.
12. Who was your first Best Friend in high school? ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS.
13. Where was your first sleepover? In my house.
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? ~Javado
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or groomsman? None.
16. What is the first thing you did when you got up this morning? I got changed and went to Perth. :I
17. What was the first concert you went to? SOAD.
18. What was the last concert you went to? idk.
19. First tattoo or piercing? Belly Bar/Tongue piercin'.
20. First celebrity crush? Uuuuuuuuuh IDK.
21. Current celebrity crush? I dislike celebrities.
22. First crush? Uuuuhhhhhhh SHIT I DON'T KNOW EITHER.
23. Current crush? It's a secret. (hint: it's ~Javado )
24. First time you tied your shoe laces? idk 5?
Seven names you go by
1. Julie/Ju/Juju-chan/Jewels/any variation of Julie I guess.
2. Koi
3. Scottish/The Scottish/The short/The short and Scottish
4. Kaiba
5. Coffee
6. You.
7. THAT CHICK.

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. Boxers
2. Bra
3. A BLUE TSHIRT?!

Three things you want very badly at the moment:
1. ~Javado
2. Sufficiant sleep.
3. Medicine that works.

Three people who will probably fill this out:
1. idk
2.
3.

Two things you did last night:
1. TALKED ABOUT CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCES.
2. UHM. SHIT I FORGET.

Two things you ate last night:
1. Peels.
2. Moar peels.

Two people you last talked to on the phone
1. ~Javado
2.

Three things you are going to do tomorrow:
1. Computer
2. Sleep
3. Doctors.

Two longest car rides
1. IDK
2.

Favorite beverages:
1. COFFEE
2. chocolate milk.
3. SODAS


NO WAY AM I TAGGING 25 PEOPLE HAVE AT IT.

•• No offense, but ... There are some people who are getting too fake on dA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Re-post this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends' ••