HAHHAHAHA


JINKIES.

thanks ake that was.
I needed that. lololol

+ 1 stalker I guess.

ARE STINGING MY FACE AND ARMS
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPS
ARE STINGING MY FEET AND TOES
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS
ARE BITING MY LEGS AND BACK
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS
ARE SCRATCHING MY CHEST AND LIPS~

Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!

Enter Coffee, the nymphomaniac smack addict.

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

"God all I know is that I'm called Coffee. Don't even think it's my real name."

2. Interesting... what's your current age?

"I'm 24 but I damn near look like like a 35 year old with AIDS."

3. What's your favourite food?

"Food? Ahhh...I haven't really been eating anything lately. Eating isn't very rewarding for me anymore. But when I do try and eat, it's hard to keep it down. So I guess my favorite food would be anything that doesn't come spewing back up."

4. And your favourite drink?

"Tequilas."

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

"Java.~"

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

"..Yeah."

7. Classic question! What's your favourite colour?

"Purple."

8. Who's your favourite author?

"Does it look like I read?"

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

"Detoxing on a jail floor. UUGHH. Or getting my balls mutilated. Ain't no guy NOT scared of that, tho."

10. Any siblings?

"Yeah, I got Jav."

11. Who's your hero?

"Still lookin' for one."

12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?

"Myself."

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

"..Depending on who my hero was, I'd say that'd be pretty sexy."

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

"...What? I'm Atheist."

15. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

"An astronaut, of course.~"

16. What's your worst nightmare?

"That my family won't forgive me."

17. What's your lifelong dream?

"Well first, I gotta get off this junk. Second I gotta get myself a career. Not one of those half-assed jobs you dread goin' to everyday. A real career. I gotta support my family. All I wanna do is make 'em happy, y'know?"

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

"I'd...probably piss myself 'cause I don't think I'll ever .. achieve it."

19. Okay, where's your favourite place to relax?

"Relax?"

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

" Ahhh...I won't lie. All I really do is shoot up and snort and smoke in our tiny apartment bathroom. I stay in there for hours just tweakin' out and examining things with the curiosity of a 3 year old. Shit feels good. Like an orgasm. Maybe better."

21. We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT!
everyone.

Coffeee: LOCK EYES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
Javado: DOWN MY DRINK WHILE THE RHYTHMS BOOM
Coffeee: TAKLE YA HAND AND SKIP THE NAMES
Coffeee: ...
Coffeee: TAKE
Javado: NO NEED HERE FOR THE SILLY GAMES
Coffeee: MAKE OUR WAY THROUGH THE SMOKE AND CROWD
Javado: ...THE CLUB IS THE SKY AND I'M ON YOUR CLOUD
Coffeee: MOVE IN CLOSE AS THE LAYZAZ FLY
Javado: OUR BODIES TOUCH AND THE ANGELS CRY
Coffeee: LEAVE THIS PLACE GO BACK TO YOURS, OUR LIPS FIRST TOUCH OUTSIDE YA DOOR
Javado: THE WHOLE NIGHT WHAT WE'VE GOT IN STORE, WHISPER IN MY EAR THAT YOU WANT SOME MORE
Coffeee: AND I..JIZZ IN MY PANTS.
Javado highfives
Coffeee miss faceplant
Javado sdjksh
Coffeee: IT'S TRUE THIS NEVER HAPPENS YOU CAN TAKE MY WORD
Coffeee: I MUST APOLOGISE THAT'S JUST ABSURD
Javado: I WON'T APOLOGIZE THAT'S JUST ABSURD
Javado: ..
Javado: ok you sing
Javado: while i comment
Coffeee: IT'S MAINLY YOUR FAULT FOR THE WAY THAT YOU DANC-
Coffeee: okay
Coffeee: E
Coffeee: AND I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Coffeee: DON'T TELL YOUR FRIENDS OR I'LL SAY YOU'RE A SLUT
Coffeee: PLUS IF YOUR FAULT YOU WERE RUBBING MY BUTT
Coffeee: I'VE VERY SENSITIVE SOME WOULD SAY THAT'S A PLUS NOW I'LL GO HOME AND CHANGE
Coffeee: I NEED A FEW THINGS FROM THE GROCERIES
Coffeee: DO THINKGS ALONE NOW MOSTILY
Coffeee: LEFT ME HEARTBROKEN NOT LOOKIN FOR LOVE
Coffeee: SURPRISE IN MY EYES AS I LOOKED ABOVE
Coffeee: THE CHECKOUT COUNTER AND I SAW A FACE
Coffeee: MY HEART STOOD STILL SO DID TIME AND SPACE
Coffeee: and idk what he says there
Coffeee: NEVER FELT THAT I COULD FEEL REAL AGAIN
Coffeee: BUT THE LOOK IN HER EYES SAID I NEED A FRIEND
Coffeee: SHE TURNED TO ME AND THEN SHE SAID IT
Coffeee: LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND ASKED CASH OF CREDIT
Javado: AND I
Javado: JIZZED
Javado: IN
Javado: MY
Javado: PANTS
Coffeee: IT
Coffeee: ...
Coffeee: 'S PERFECTLY NORMAL NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Coffeee: NOW WE'RE GONNA NEED A CLEANUP ON EILSE THREE
Coffeee: AND NOW I'M POSED IN AN AWKWARD STANCE BECAUSE I
Javado: JIZZED
Javado: IN
Coffeee: or is it eisle idk.
Javado: MY PANTS
Javado: aisle
Coffeee: TO BE FAIR YOU WERE FLIRTING A LOT
Coffeee: AND THE WAY YOUR BAG(?) HANGS GETS ME BOTHERED AND HOT
Javado: i think it's bag cans
Coffeee: oh.
Coffeee: THAT MAKES MORE SENSE ;n;
Javado: lmao i thought it was that at first though
Coffeee: please stop acting like yer not impressed
Coffeee: one more thing I'm gonna pay by check
Coffeee: LAST WEEK
Coffeee: I SAWR A FILM
Coffeee: AS I RECALL IT WAS A HORROR FILM
Coffeee: WALKED OUTSIDE INTO THE RAIN
Coffeee: CHECKED MY PHONE AND SAW YOU RANGD AND I
Javado: JIZZED
Javado: IN MY
Javado: PANTS
Coffeee: SPEEDING DOWN THE STREET AS THE RED LIGHTS FLASH
Coffeee: NEED TO GET AWAY NEED TO MAKE A DASH
Coffeee: A SONG COMES ON THAT REMINDS ME OF YOU AND I
Javado: JIZZED
Javado: IN MY
Javado: PANTS
Coffeee: THE NEXT DAY
Coffeee: MY ALARM GOES OFF
Javado: AND I
Javado: JIZZ
Javado: IN
Javado: MY
Javado: PANTS
Coffeee: OPEN MY WINDOW AND A BREEZE ROLLS IN
Javado: AND I JIZZ
Javado: IN MY
Javado: PANTS
Coffeee: WHEN BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD AT THE END OF SIXTH SENSE
Javado: I JIZZED
Javado: IN
Javado: MY PANT
Javado: S
Coffeee: I JUST ATE A GRAPE
Javado: AND I
Javado: JIZZED
Javado: IN MY
Javado: PANTS
Coffeee: I WENT
Javado: AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Coffeee: OKAY
Coffeee: SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS
Coffeee: CAN WE
Coffeee: OKAY?
Javado: ..
Javado: I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS
Javado: EVERY TIME YOU NEXT TO ME
Coffeee: AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDIN HANDS IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
Javado: YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE
Javado: I JUST CALL IT ECSTACY
Coffeee: I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT'S A
Javado: NECESSITY
Coffeee: 'CAUSE I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Javado: YES I
Javado: JIZZ
Javado: IN
Javado: ME
Javado: PANTS
Javado: MY
Javado: MY
Javado: fdsjg
Javado: brb being scottish