[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blond (that's because I am blond. :C )

TOTAL: 5

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody (...OH MY GOD)
[x] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math ( 8D 8D 8D )
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (and A SLUG BY NOT ACCIDENT LOLOL)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (ALL THE TIME.)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time (TOO MANY TIMES.)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling (OH MY GOD I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.)
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means
[ ] You say “what” and “huh” a lot
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin (FGHJKDHJ FUCK YOU MEME)
TOTAL: 5

25 x 4 = 100


NOW, take your total, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Retarded


I tag YOU.