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OC Quiz: Coffee~

Fri Jun 19, 2009, 11:35 PM
Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!

Enter Coffee, the nymphomaniac smack addict.

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

"God all I know is that I'm called Coffee. Don't even think it's my real name."

2. Interesting... what's your current age?

"I'm 24 but I damn near look like like a 35 year old with AIDS."

3. What's your favourite food?

"Food? Ahhh...I haven't really been eating anything lately. Eating isn't very rewarding for me anymore. But when I do try and eat, it's hard to keep it down. So I guess my favorite food would be anything that doesn't come spewing back up."

4. And your favourite drink?

"Tequilas."

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

"Java.~"

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

"..Yeah."

7. Classic question! What's your favourite colour?

"Purple."

8. Who's your favourite author?

"Does it look like I read?"

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

"Detoxing on a jail floor. UUGHH. Or getting my balls mutilated. Ain't no guy NOT scared of that, tho."

10. Any siblings?

"Yeah, I got Jav."

11. Who's your hero?

"Still lookin' for one."

12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?

"Myself."

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

"..Depending on who my hero was, I'd say that'd be pretty sexy."

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

"...What? I'm Atheist."

15. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

"An astronaut, of course.~"

16. What's your worst nightmare?

"That my family won't forgive me."

17. What's your lifelong dream?

"Well first, I gotta get off this junk. Second I gotta get myself a career. Not one of those half-assed jobs you dread goin' to everyday. A real career. I gotta support my family. All I wanna do is make 'em happy, y'know?"

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

"I'd...probably piss myself 'cause I don't think I'll ever .. achieve it."

19. Okay, where's your favourite place to relax?

"Relax?"

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

" Ahhh...I won't lie. All I really do is shoot up and snort and smoke in our tiny apartment bathroom. I stay in there for hours just tweakin' out and examining things with the curiosity of a 3 year old. Shit feels good. Like an orgasm. Maybe better."

21. We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT!
everyone.

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OH YOU LOOK NOTHING OVER THE AGE OF 20. *hand flap*

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HOHOHO FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE MY CHILD.:iconwaggleplz:

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THAT is my favourite plzface ever.
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All are welcome in Wonderland, 'til the Queen screams "Off with your head!"
:iconvegeta-holic:
TEEHEE

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All are welcome in Wonderland, 'til the Queen screams "Off with your head!"
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you must love trying things out in the bathroom.

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i'm taking over, faggot.

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